Selection Of The Best One Liners

Selection Of The Best One Liners

 

amazing one liners

 

Why can't blondes be pharmacists? Because they can't figure out how to fit the bottle in the typewriter.

 

He who cannot forgive breaks the bridge over which he himself must pass.

 

Four furious friends fought for the phone.

 

He has Van Gogh's ear for music.

 

been there, done that, got the t-shirt.